Thursday, December 28, 2006

Merry Woofmas

Wow I can't believe a whole month has gone by without me blogging!
I've been so busy you know, with all the holiday parties and shopping. It's a ruff life. I hope y'all had a good Woofmas and gots lots of yummy treats and fun toys!
I had a BIG Woofmas!! We all went to grampa's which is 6 hours away, and then we went to grammy's and uncle Sandy's which was another 2 hours away. I got to stay in a hotel for the first time EVER! I had so many adventures, i'm sooo tired.
So as soon as i recooperate and mommy sorts through my photos I'll post lots of pics and details of my exciting Woofmas.

Monday, November 27, 2006

Got Snow?

Snow is good for you, eat snow.

This human was covered in snow and had a carrot for a nose. I've never met such a human before. Mom calls it a Snow Man. Mom had to wipe some of the snow off his face to see his eyes cuz it snowed lots last night.

Some more Yellow Snow Yellow Snow Yellow Snow! Nice colour, nice contrast.

Dangit, mom thought it would be fun for me to catch snow. Okay okay it WAS fun but it's so cold!

Sunday, November 26, 2006


It's snowing!! It rarely snows here so we went out to play in it before it goes away. I got to go to the park and run around and chase the ball and slide around. I don't have any pictures of the park though cuz mommy didn't think to bring the camera. I was the only dog in the park but there were kids sledding in the people park and i liked watching them. Mommy still wanted to get a picture of me in the snow so she took me outside after we got back just to get a stupid picture! I like snow if I can run around and play but not just to go stand around and take stupid pictures! Oh well, i did get a little creative with setting up some shots for mommy....

Here's my paw prints.

My creative creation; I call it Yellow Snow.

This photo has inspired me to write a song;

Oh the weather outside is snowy
But the fire inside is cozy

And when I go outside to GO
Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!

It doesn't show signs of stopping
And I've got some bones for chewing

The whole family is warm and lazy
Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Nap time

Today my sister let me sleep near her, i know that she doesn't like it when i get too close so i just put my head on the blankie. She is my big sister and I listen to her otherwise i get pricklies on my nose and it doesn't feel good.

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Orange Peels Suck!

My parents are MEAN! They like to get me all excited about getting a peice of orange then trick me into sniffing the peel which makes my nose tingle. GrRRR! I am NOT falling for this anymore.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

All Play No Work

I had fun today playing at the park! Finally we had a few hours of NO RAIN!!
There was a nice youthfull puppy to greet me at the gate, he was a little bit annoying but so desperate to impress me so I was easy on him. Anyhow look at my ears in this photo, i look like BAT DOG!! Ne ne ne ne ne NE NE BAT DOG BAT DOG BATT DOGGG!!

Monday, November 13, 2006

Working Dog

To: All Staff
It is my pleasure to announce that Teddy has filled the newly created position of Junior Carrier. Teddy is new to the workforce and comes from an educational background in agility, obbedience and tracking. His boundless energy, hardy physique and friendly disposition makes his an excellent addition to this team. Teddy will be reporting to Steve in Shipping & Receiving and will be responsible for transporting small goods and packages within a 1km range. Please join us in welcoming Teddy to our team!

Human Resources


Wow, I'm so excited!! I have a job!! I was a bit nervous on my first day -- I didn't realize it meant I had to wear a bag on my back!

After a few deliveries I got the hang of it. It was very important that I delivered the popcorn kernel delivery on time.

On my deliveries my assistant follows (and documents) as I lead the way.

Waiting for the customer to buzz us into the building.

Steve from Shipping and Receiving prepares me to deliver some goods from the warehouse to the office, mmmm...that cheese smelled good but I can't eat the packages.

So my first week went great! Pay day was the bestest, I got 4 bully sticks and a bag of chewy tasty treats. I already ate half my pay!

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Cozy Fireplace

Daddy got our fireplace working! We haven't used it like since my first winter back in 2005. I love it because it's so warm and cozy, it's so cozy that even Caelum is willing to sit near me. One day I hope Squeaky will join us too. Oh and last weekend mommy got me a backpack..well it's not really that exciting for me but she really likes it. I'll post a picture this weekend.

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Sunday Fun Day

It turned out to be a good day! I waited all day, I even helped dad play World of War Craft.

And then we went to the park, the regular park and they let me run around without my leash! I pretended I was playing football. I was so fast no one could catch me!

Still can't catch me! PAAA!! Weeee!!

What? Who's there? I see...I see another doggy! Owh, he's just walking by. Oh well.


I was so happy when mommy said she wasn't going to work on Thursday, but then I found out that being sick meant we did NOTHING. NATA. ZILCH! Mommy did some work from home and the rest of the time she slept or watched TV. Same thing on Friday, did absolutely nothing. I liked cleaning up the kleenex's though, although mommy didn't appreciate it. She told me not to eat kleenex's cuz they will just come out the other end and that is why sometimes I get a poopy stuck to my butt. Ewww. Oh well I still like them. FINALLY dad drove us to the park on Saturday afternoon. Mommy could not drive because she is all drugged up and feels like a space cadet. Hopefully today daddy can drive us there again! It looks like it's raining outside though. What a crappy long weekend.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Mundy Park Walk

Mommy took me to Hume park for a run then we went to Petcetera, then we went to Mundy Park in Coquitlam for a walk. Of course I always have to taste test the tall grass wherever we go and this stuff was very good. Everything is so wonderful smelling I just can't help but smell everything and when I smell something extra special I want to fly, but then that stupid leash stops me and mommy glares at me and says "stay close". Geesh mom, why can't you just let me run around and go wherever I want? I won't do anything bad I promise!

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Hard day at work

This is me sitting at my daddy's desk. I was really bored! I thought going to work meant I get to say hi to people all day and play all day. But noooo I had to sit quietly beside dad so he could work. One time I managed to sneak away and go into the wardrobe room, but then I got caught! Doh!! My dad is working for a TV show called Psych, it is a new show and is doing really well. My daddy took me outside several times and even took me to a doggy park, I had fun running around!

This is Ruby, she works in the same building as my dad. Isn't she beautiful? I love her natural ears and full tail. Mommy says she looks as bratty as me, just look at that cheeky look on her face. She was looking at me.

When I got home mommy was already home from work, I said hi to mommy then went straight for the couch and fell asleep. It was a long day!

Sunday, September 24, 2006


Dad says he doesn't like the way I write so I'm gonna have to write like mommy writes. Today mommy took me on a nice walk around the neighbourhood. We've been walking alot lately because mom wants to make sure we walk atleast a 1/2 hour a day -- she wants to lose weight and she also thinks it's good for me too. And then on the weekends we do a walk AND she takes me to the park! I love the weekends. Here's some photos of me on my walk today, I love to chew grass.

Friday, September 22, 2006

Happee Birday to meeee!!

I am 2 today!! I got me a new collar, a new skweeky toy, an den mommy and daddy took me out for dinner! I got a yummy burger patty! And today we ar goin to da park an an den we ar goin to Petcetera do gets me some bully sticks! I love birdays!! I don no why mommy made me put on dat dupid hat!! But da cake wad yummy!!

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Smile! I'm on Camera!

Mommy is all scaredy now so she keeps her compooter on and sumhow she can see me when she is nod even here. Dere id nod much to see cuz I sleep all day. Today she culd see me howling. I don member howlin bud the only time I howl is wen da sirens go by. Dis is a photo of my sleeping on da cowch. Now if a burglar comes in she can call da cops rite away plus she will have a photo of da big meany. Daddee wants to get an alarm put in too. I feel bad cuz I shulda bited da burglar! Bud, den again, I culda gotted owies if I bited him...I don like owies.

Friday, September 08, 2006

Got Robbed

Mommy said we got robbed. I didin member being robbed? Is dat when someone climbs over da fence and thru da window? I thinked dat he wanted to play tug and say hello. Mommy says they stole our playstation2, gameboy advance and all the games plus our video camera. And den today mommy was going to take me to da park an realized dat her set of car keys and garage remote to da building were gone too.

I didin know dat I am supposed to bark at people too I just thinked dat I am supposed to bark at dawgs dat walk by here.

I wish I culd tell mommy and daddy what the robber looked like. I kinda dot after the robber left that maybe somting wadden rite.

Da next day I was a bit jumpy wen we went fer a walk. Poor mommy and daddy dey are so stressed.

Sunday, September 03, 2006

My ear sucks

Talk about in your face! Mom said she read that one of the benefits for ear cropping is less chance of ear splitting and other floppy related problems. Yep, so umm yah I have a problem with one of my ears now. I'm still glad they are floppy though. Mommy has been putting stuff on it to help it get better. At first she put my ear in warm water and epsom salts which didn't feel all that great. Now that the pussy stuff is gone she just cleans it with hydrogen peroxide and then puts on polysporin.
Today we went to the park and I had lots of fun running around but i got so hot, even at 10am. Maybe I'm getting too old and out of shape. hehe. Hey did you know I'll be two soon?!! My birday is September 22nd, the day after mommy's birday. Maybe she'll get us a cake, about a BONE shaped icecream cake!! YUMM!!! I LUV ICE CREAM!!!
Oh and mommy has been teaching me how to speak! No pictures or video though cuz dad left the camera at work. duh.

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Trains, boats and logs oh my!

Today we went for a walk near the Fraser River, it's only a couple of minutes walk from our house so I hope mommy takes me here more often! There is so much to look at! On the way there are trains lots of trains and then I like to watch all the birdies flying from log to log in the river. There are lots of nice ponds on the way too but I am not allowed in there because the sign says so. There are so many nice flower gardens and so many smells that I get super happy and wanna do the boxer 500 but it's kinda hard with my leash still on so I do circles around mommy and make her dizzy!!

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Monday, August 07, 2006

New Tongue!

I got a new toy today! In fact I have got lots of new toys this week! Mommy gots me some cuz she felt bad that I had to stay home lots cuz of allergies and grampa visited this week and he gots me some toys too!! He didn't even have to tell me he gots me toys I found them all by myself in the shopping bag on the floor and ran over to show everyone my new toy and they all laughed at me! hehe! Mommy thinks this one is the funniest I don't know why.


Mommy hasn't been taking me out as much lately, especially not swimming. I had lots of red bumps all over me that were kinda like skito bites but we don't have skitos around here. Mommy gave me a bath lots, I kinda like baths now! I jump in all by myself! This is a picture of me when I had a bath and then mommy put aloe on me and didn't want me to lick it of so she put daddy's shirt on me.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Mountain Hike

Mommy thought it would be a great idea to go on a hike in the mountains! Yah right!! It was hot as hell and skitos were everywhere but mostly they eated daddy hehe! We got lost on the way back but found out way back to the trail thank god cuz I did not want to see one of those big bears mommy talked about.

My ears are cute!

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Thursday, July 20, 2006

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Surfs Up!

Today I we went to White Rock where the beach goes forever. I gots to run around as much as I wanted and say hi to cool surfer dudes. There is me running by the water. I love the beach!!

Monday, July 03, 2006

Hayward Lake

This is me at Hayward Lake near Mission BC — near where I was born. The water was really shallow then it it just drops off like a cliff into really deep water, my dad found out the hard way...he was walking along and then all of the sudden he disappeared. It was kinda funny.

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Salty Water is floaty

We went to a new spot today, it’s a doggy beach in West Vancouver. You can see Lion’s Gate Bridge and Stanley Park behind me. The water is nice because it makes me float better. I was having so much fun swimming I didn’t want to leave. After swimming we went for a walk and saw lots of doggies and met a nice woman who said I am handsome.

Saturday, July 01, 2006

Canada Day Kiss

Happy Canada day! I really get around! This time it’s a girl! The owner says she’s alpha and that I’m alpha too but just look at how well we play together! Alpha shmalfa!

Monday, June 26, 2006

I can swim!

I went in deep water and I paddled really hard and when I got scared mommy put her hands under my chest to help me. I can’t wait to do it again! I think I want a life jacket.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Best Friends

I found my best friend today! He took my green frog toy and I didn’t mind at all because I love to play chase, I'd rather be chased and not the chaser. So I played a game of strategy-tug with him and of course I always won! And then he chased me around the park and I ran around every tree, pole and bush. He is so much fun! I hope to see him again!